Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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