Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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