hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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