Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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