I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
50% drunk capacity currently
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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