Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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