I need help removing her.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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