Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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