Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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