at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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