Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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