When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize