Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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