So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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