My hand turned me down
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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