About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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