I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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