Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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