it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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