ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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