He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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