you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
