Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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