I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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