i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Randomize
