marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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