I queefed so loud it echoed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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