One blow job doesn not make me gay.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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