Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You were trust falling into bushes
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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