i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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