So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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