That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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