I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize