Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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