Soap is not a condiment
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Enjoy the penises
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
