Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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