I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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