People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
