this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
