my sisters under your porch take her home
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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