We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Randomize