i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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