Can i not drive my cunt home
I want you more than these girls want KFC
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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