so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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