Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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