dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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