Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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