The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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