were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
