she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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