Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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