I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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