you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize